Thursday, July 16, 2009

Suspended.



Woohoo!! Everyone rejoice! Stupid School was cut! Hallelujah!

I hate Thursdays, classes being cut was an answered prayer. No seriously, I prayed. While I was in the CR.

I love this Thursday! ONLY THIS THURSDAY!!

I wish classes are always cut.

I bite you. :D

I really do, you can even ask my friends. It's fun biting people. Haven't tried it? You suck. No wait, you suck Dick! That's right! You do! That's why you should try it. It's fun.

I'm such a good influence aren't I? Just nod your head and say yes okay?!

Can't wait for Saturday, we get to go Mall Scavenger Hunting! Fun! Yes, I'm all about fun.

I iz fun! Oh wait. I iz AWESOME. Much better.

I hate school. :)

They're adding another day for shitty school. Well it's not school but still I'm learning! It's some mathematics session every Saturday in the morning. Goddamn, I have to wake up earlier than I used to on a freaking Saturday! It's illegal, for me anyway.

I had a dream. Me, Kat, Marielle, and Marxel were going to cut that stupid class. How? This is how it goes:

  • How I got out:

"Mister-Sir-Dude-Sir-Man, may I go to the ladies' room?" I asked as I was fixing my bag.

"And why?" The bald teacher asked with his little mouth that hardly opens.

"It's time." I said in a deep, dark voice like the ones in the movies.

"Fine, but hurry up!" He gave me a pass and I walked out the door. I guess he knew what that meant. Is he going to come to the mall with us?! Ew.

Oooh. Are those skittles. No wait they're bugs! Ew!! Get away evil things! I will not let you take over the world!

SPLAT! Ha! Die bug, die!!

Truth is I'm not really going to the place where us girls pee, I'm going to go to our 'secret meeting spot' and began texting everyone to go to 'the spot'

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

  • How Marielle got out:

A few minutes after I got out:

"Sir I feel sick. I think I'm going to throw up!" I covered my mouth and pretended to almost puke.

"Go go! Come back quickly and call your other classmate that had to go to the ladies' room!"

"On it!" I saluted him like a soldier would to a general(I don't know, as long as it's higher than a soldier!)

I peed then got out. Skipping, 'cause that's how I roll. Shyeah.

Oooh a text. it read:

go to 'the spot' and pinch andrew's cheeks for me 'kay?

--MissAwesomeness.

WHERE THE HELL IS THE SPOT?! Oh well, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

  • How Kat got out:

"Sir, due to some emergency given to me by 'The Higher One' I was asked to leave this session early" I looked at the bald teacher with a face that said 'I'm-Innocent-I-Tell-You'

"Okay, where are the other two girls?" He asked.

"How should I know? Do I look like I know, 'cause I don't!" I rambled. Nice job.

"Fine. Off you go!" He went back to writing some foreign language at the board.

"That worked?! Cool"

I went to the gazebo and felt my butt vibrate. What the hell?!

Oh. It's a text. It read:

Mission got to the mall on the go! go to 'the spot' oh and bring some food okay? I'm getting a little hungry here!

--Awesomeness.

What?! I don't know where 'the spot' is! Urgh. No food for you.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

  • How Marxel got out:

"Ma'am, I mean Sir, I have to take a crap!" I screamed at his face. He did look like a she, what can I say?

"Hurry up! Call the other girls as well." He sat down.

"Sir, do you expect me, a boy, to go to a girl's bathroom?" I looked at him expectantly.

"...No. Just go!" He shoo'ed me.

"Meh. Fuck you damn bald girl looking teacher." I mumbled.

I got out of that horrid room as I was walking along the hallways, my thigh vibrated. It was a text. It read:

yo the dude with the pinchable baby's butt like cheeks who enjoys pulling my hair and who I enjoy biting. go to 'the spot'

Love you!!! <3

--CoolAwesomenessKid.

What the hell?! Where's 'the spot'?! We never agreed on a spot! Damn her. How can I reply?! I'm poor!!

MY POV:

As I was waiting for them, I felt my stomach grumble and my butt vibrate. Oooh. Massage. Wait It's a Message! Two to be exact!

Kat:

Where is it?

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Marielle:

Where?!?!?!?!?!

Right. Never told them where the spot was. I texted them I was near 'the cow' and to get the boy with baby's butt like cheeks.

When we met up, we went to the mall!

SCAVENGER HUNT ON THE GO!!

-Weird I know. It was so random, it might work.

--End.



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